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《Flim Flam Miracle Curative Tonic》歌词：There's ailments all around us in everything we touch and seeA sickness that lies waiting there in every breath you breatheDisease will up and grab you as it crawls from land and seaIt's amazing how infected that the natural world and all its things can be
Flim: Now I understand that some of you don't think you're sick.Flam: But twisted hooves and aching joints don't heal all that quick.Flim: Consider just how dangerous this world is! You might...Slip and fall, break or sprain something here tonightBut luckily for you, we've got the thing you needAnd it's easier when all you need's the cureThe Flim Flam Miracle Curative TonicIs just what the doctor ordered, I'm sureFlim: Now I know our claims seem fantastical.Flam: Impractical.Flim: Improbable.Flam: Impossible.Flim and Flam: And magical!Flim: So we welcome every suffering pony to make their way up to the stage.Flam: Now don't crowd.Flim: And we'll prove our tonic's effectiveness before your very eyes.Flam: You there! Come up here, good sir.Flim: I'll wager you're tired of those crutches, my friend.Flam: Try taking a sip of this!That's why you're so lucky we've got the thing for youJust come on up, we've always got some moreOf the Flim Flam Miracle Curative TonicI won't need these crutches to dance out the doorGranny Smith: Now how do ya like that?Applejack: I don't. There's somethin' funny about this whole thing.Now some of you may suffer from feelings of despairYou're old, you're tired, your legs won't work, there's grain in your hairJust listen and I'll tell you that you don't need to fearYour ears will work, your muscles tone, your eyes will see so clearLuckily for us, you've got the thing we needThe answer to our problems in a jarThe Flim Flam Miracle Curative TonicIs the greatest ever miracle by far!Tonic... tonic... tonic...Flim: It cures the reins, the spurs, and the Clydesdale fur blight.Flam: Hooferia and horsentery cured in just a night.Flim: You've got swollen hooves and hindquarters or terrible bridle-bit cleft.Flam: Saunter sitz and gallop plop won't give your tail some heft.Flim: Mane loss, hay fever, or terrible tonsillitis.Flam: You heard it here, folks -- this is the only place in all of Equestria you'll find it!It can make you shorter, taller, or even grow oldBut who'd want that?When with one drinkYou can be young again--Granny Smith: SOLD!
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