《The Flim Flam Cider Song》歌词:[Flim]Well, lookie what we got here, brother of mine, it's the same in every townPonies with thirsty throats, dry tongues, and not a drop of cider to be foundMaybe they're not aware that there's really no need for this teary despairThat the key that they need to solve this sad cider shortage you and I will sharePonies: [excited chattering] [Flim and Flam]Well you've got opportunityIn this very community[Flam]He's Flim[Flim]He's Flam[Flim and Flam]We're the world famous Flim Flam brothersTraveling salesponies nonpareil Pinkie Pie: Nonpa-what?[Flim]Nonpareil, and that's exactly the reason why, you seeNo pony else in this whole place will give you such a chance to be where you need to beAnd that's a new world, with tons of ciderFresh squeezed and ready for drinking[Flam]More cider than you could drink in all your days of thinkingRainbow Dash: I doubt that. [Flim and Flam]So take this opportunity[Flim, Flam, and Crowd]In this very community[Flam]He's Flim[Flim]He's Flam[Flim and Flam]We're the world famous Flim Flam brothersTraveling salesponies[Flim, Flam, and Crowd]Nonpareil [Flim]I suppose by now you're wondering 'bout our peculiar mode of transport[Flam]I say, our mode of locomotion[Flim]And I suppose by now you're wondering, where is this promised cider?[Flam]Any horse can make a claim and any pony can do the same[Flim]But my brother and I have something most unique and superbUnseen at any time in this big new world [Flim and Flam]And that's opportunity[Flim]Folks, it's the one and only, the biggest and the best[Flam]The unbelievable[Flim]Unimpeachable[Flam]Indispensable[Flim]I-can't-believe-able[Flim and Flam]Flim Flam brothers' Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000Flam: What d'you say, sister?Rarity: [faints] [Crowd]Oh, we got opportunityIn this very communityPlease, Flim, please, Flam, help us out of this jamWith your Flim Flam brothers' Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000Flim: Young filly, I would be ever so honored if you might see fit to let my brother and I borrow some of your delicious, and might I add spellbindingly fragrant apples for our little demonstration here?Applejack: Uh, sure, I guess. [Crowd]Opportunity, in our community[Flam]Ready, Flim?[Flim]Ready, Flam?[Flim and Flam]Let's bing bang zam!Flim: And show these thirsty ponies a world of delectable cider! [Crowd]Cider, cider, cider, cider... [continues until Granny Smith interrupts]Flim: Watch closely, my friends![Flam]The fun begins!Flim: Now, here's where the magic happens. Right here in this heaving, roiling, cider-press-boiling guts of the very machine, those apples plucked fresh are right now as we speak being turned into grade-A, top-notch, five-star, blow-your-horseshoes-off, one-of-a-kind cider![Flam]Feel free to take a sneak peek! [Granny Smith]Now wait, you fellers, hold it!You went and over-sold it!I guarantee that what you have there won't compareFor the very most important ingredientCan't be added or done expedientAnd it's quality, friends, Apple Acres' quality and care! [Flim]Well, Granny, I'm glad you brought that up, my dear, I say I'm glad you brought that upYou see that we are very picky when it comes to cider if you'll kindly try a cup[Flam]Yes, sir, yes, ma'am, this great machine lets just the very bestSo whaddaya say then, Apples?Care to step into the modern worldAnd put the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 to the test? [Crowd]Cider, cider, cider, cider... [continues until Flim and Flam begin singing]Flim: What do you think, folks? Do you see what the Apples can't? I see it clear as day! I know she does! So does he! C'mon, Ponyville, you know what I'm talking about! [Flim and Flam]We're saying you've got[Flim, Flam, and Crowd]OpportunityIn this very communityHe's Flim, he's FlamWe're the world famous Flim Flam brothersTraveling salesponies nonpareil![Flim and Flam]Yeah!
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