106. You've Got to Be Kidding!
你在开玩笑吧。
Walter answers the door at his home.
华特在他家门口应门。
S: Hi! I'm from Russia. My name is Vodka. I want to marry your wife.
陌生人：嗨！我来自俄国，我叫伏特加，我想娶你老婆。
W: With a name like that, I'm not sure she'll want to marry you.
华特：你的名字那么奇怪，我可没把握她会嫁给你。
S: So, what kind of man does she like?
陌生人：那么，她喜欢什么样的男人呢？
W: You need to be strong, handsome and have a good sense of humor.
华特：强壮、英俊，而且具有幽默感的。
S: No problem. I guess I qualify then.
陌生人：没问题，我想我符合这个条件。
W: You've got to be kidding! One look at you and my wife is bound to burst out laughing.
华特：你在开玩笑吧！我老婆只要看你一眼，一定会忍不住大笑起来。
S: Where is she anyway? Can I meet her?
陌生人：不管怎么样，她到底在哪里？我可以见她吗？
W: I'm afraid she might kick the bucket before me if she meets you. Goodbye!
华特：我怕她见到你会比我还早死呢。再见！
S: What a jerk!
陌生人：真是个乡巴佬！
