As you know,ladies and gentlemen,buzz feed,buzz feed,that's a big deal,it publishes hundreds of lists every single day.
大家知道 消息网 消息网每天会发布上百个榜单
But coming up with all these lists is a lot of pressure.
担心想出新榜单的点子是有很大压力的
I'm worried,I'm starting to worry the good people at buzzfeed are running out of ideas for lists.Ok.
我开始担心 消息网已经没榜单可列了 好吗
You'll see what I mean in this piece we call buzzfeed is running out of lists.
你们会明白我意思的 接下来这节叫做消息网没榜单了
When that logo comes up,it's very suggestive.
那个标志出现的时候 很有暗示性
What do you mean?Put it up again.Watch.Right when it starts.Go back.Look at that.I didn't notice that.
怎么了 再来一次 看啊 就开始的时候 回去 看啊 我以前都没发现呢
You thought it was worth stopping the show.Sure,absolutely.
你觉得这事值得我们暂停节目说吗 当然了
After a few drinks,I'd like to know how you got that right age until there.You can take that away now.Boating accident.
有时几杯下肚 我想知道你那个角度是怎么做到的 可以撤掉啦 就是船只意外
Here's some buzzfeed,remember the premise 40 minutes ago,buzzfeed's running a little dry.Running out of ideas.
请大家记住40分钟前的段子架构 消息网已经没什么灵感了 没点子了
Here's some lists I've seen recently.Check it out.Look at this one.
以下是我最近见到的一些榜单 看看吧 看这个
Nine famous astronomers who started out as peeping Toms.
9个最初是偷窥狂的天文学家
There's 12 babies who believe in smaller government.
12个相信政府缩小化的婴儿
seven matadors who work from home.That's just dumb.
7个在家工作的斗牛士 简直太蠢了
41 camel toes that kind of look like crotches.
41个像胯部的骆驼趾
17 babysitters guaranteed to break up your family.Oh,dear.
17个一定能拆散你家庭的保姆 天呐
15 people who weren't famous to begin with and are unrecongnizable today.
15个本来没名气 如今更是路人甲的人
