It was reported today that Edward Snowden may return to the united states.
今天 据报道 爱德华·斯洛登可能回到美国
He is going to carpool with Julian Assange and Roman Polansi.
他会跟朱利安·阿桑奇和罗曼·波兰斯基一起回来
Not that funny but had to be said.
不怎么好玩 不过还是该说
Two california teachers,Two california teachers have been charged with having sex with students and giving them cocaine.
两名加州老师被控与学生发生性关系 还给他们可卡因
On the pluse side,the students involved had perfect attendance.
好处是 当事的学生出勤率百分百
Billy,you don't have to go to school today.I want go to school.
比利 你今天不用去学校 我想上学啊
A new study reveals that only 2 percent of men have a penis size that is considered abnormall small.2 percent,yeah.
一项新调查显示 只有百分之二的男人 有被认为小得不正常的老二 百分之二
So ladies,if a guy tell you he is in the top 2 percent,ask him to elaborate.
所以女士们 如果有个男人说 他是百分之二的顶尖人士 一定让他说明白了
No reason to act that one out I guess.No.But I did.I enjoy it.I think you enjoyed it.
完全没必要表现出来 是啊 但我还是做了 我喜欢 我觉得你们也喜欢的
I wanted to mention something that is happening on the show that is quite special.
我想提件事 我们节目的事 很特别
Tomorrow night,we will be broadcasting a special program "Conan in cuba",okay.
明晚 我们将播出一期特别节目 《柯南在古巴》
Long story short,when I heard the US might try to re-establish ties with cuba,
长话短说 当我听说美国可能会与古巴重新建交后
I decided to sneak into the country with a camera crew.
我决定带摄制组溜入该国家
We will air the results of my cuba trip tomorrow night.An entire show.
明晚 我们将把古巴之旅的见闻播出 是一整期的节目
I spent four days there in havana.Had a lot of adventures.Here is just a little taste of some of the fun.
我在哈瓦待了四天 经历了很多历险 下面是精彩花絮
