I don't know if I've ever been more disappointed to lean I'm a crow.
当我得知我是乌鸦时 我十分失望
I thought these were supposed to be fun.Congrats.you're the scavenger bird.
我还以为这是好玩的呢 恭喜 你是清道夫鸟
You're defensive.You're defensive.The crow like laughing and eating.
你很有防御心 你才有防御心 乌鸦喜欢笑和吃
Everybody likes laughing and eating.Almost like these internet quizzes are just making stuff up.
说都喜欢笑和吃好吗 好像这些网络问卷是在瞎编
I was aggravated like a crow would be.
我很生气 就跟乌鸦一样
I went back to google.Looked up second opinion online spirt animal quiz.
我回到了谷歌 去看了第二条灵兽测试
Like no way I'm a crow twice.
我不可能第二次还是乌鸦吧
This time I'm basically lying trying to get chocolate lab.Love snuggling and being rescued.Come on.
这次我在撒谎 想测成棕色拉布拉多 喜欢依偎和得到拯救 拜托
Quiz number two told me I'm a cricket.
第二个测试说我是只蟋蟀
that's not even an animal.That's an insect.I don't want a spirt bug.
那都不算动物 那是昆虫 我不想要灵虫
So now crow is starting to sound pretty good.
现在乌鸦好像还不错了
I'm researching more about crows to learn a little more about my people.
我想研究一下乌鸦 更了解我的同类
Typing into google,are crows cool?Short version,they are.They are cool.I recommend them.
在谷歌里输入 乌鸦很酷吗 简短的回答是 是的 是很酷 我推荐
Crows.Recognize individual human faces.I know you guys are like,this guy is not going keep talking about crows,is he?
乌鸦 识别人脸 我知道你们想着 这人不会一直说乌鸦吧
But I kind of need to.I'll sum up the study real quick.Basically a scientist was mean to a crow.
但我得说 我快速总结一下研究 基本上来说 一个科学家对乌鸦很刻薄
And then released it,waited to see if the crow remembered him.Not only did it remember him but it was like,I hate you.
然后放了它 看看乌鸦能否记得他 乌鸦不仅记得他 还很恨他
