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美国王牌《柯南脱口秀》第39期:侠盗猎车手

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美国王牌《柯南脱口秀》第39期:侠盗猎车手
Speaking of babies,prince William's pregnant wife,Kate middleton,is past her due date.
说到新生儿 威廉王子的怀孕妻子 凯特·米德尔顿已经过了孕产期了
Doctors may have to induce labor.
医生可能得催产
Yeah,to speed up the birth,doctors have been telling the baby,come on out.You will never have to work a day in your life.
为了加速生产 医生们对宝宝说 快出来吧 你这辈子永远不用工作的
This is pretty sweet.Yesterday Instagram announced that users can now hashtag emojis.
不错啊 昨天图片分享宣布用户现在可以给符号表情打井号了
So,ladies and gentlemen,it's official.we all learn to read for nothing.
女士们先生们 就是这样了 我们字都白识了
Bruce Jenner,of course,big star in the news right now.Bruce Jenner will be getting his own reality show.Did you know that?
布鲁斯·詹纳 大热新闻 布鲁斯·詹纳将拥有自己的新真人秀 大家知道吗
Unfortunately as a woman,Jenner will only be making 70% of what he made on his last reality show.Got to get used to that.It's step down.
只是 作为女人 他只能挣之前七成的工资了 得面对这个现实了 要减工资了
Speaking of gender issues,girls who play "Mine craft" can finally play it as girls instead of boys.You can play as a girl,yeah.
说到性别问题 玩《我的世界》的女生 终于能以女生而非男生的身份玩这个游戏了 你可以以女生的身份玩了
Not to be outdone,today grand theft uh-oh released an update that allows you to shoot a male prostitute.Nice.
倒不是要攀比 但今天《侠盗猎车手》更新了游戏 让你可以射杀男妓 多棒啊
we're getting there.we're getting there.Real progress,real progress.we really made it.
性别平等不远了 性别平等不远了 真是大进步 我们成功了
Ok,I got to mention this,two Ohio graduate students have invented a device they are calling a cannabis buster,a cannabis buster
得提一嘴 两名俄亥俄州毕业生 发明了一种设备 称为印度大麻探测器 印度大麻探测器
This will help law enforcement determine whether or not drivers are under the influence of marijuana.Yeah,they are already testing the device.
能帮助执法部门确认驾驶员是否吸大麻后驾驶 这件设备已经在接受测试了
Did you hear the worry from our audience? whoa,what?
你听到观众们的担忧了吗 什么

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