Chris Faith asks:
Chris Faith问题：
"I am currently 15. I don't wanna go to school any more. How do I get older, preferably 82, and retire?"
“我今年15岁。我不想上学了。我怎么能长大，怎么长到82岁，然后退休？”
Why 82, man? That's such a weird, weird age.
为什么是82岁？那是一个非常奇怪的年龄，非常奇怪。
Build a time machine.
建一台时光机。
Drop out, run away, probably go to Europe, and then just get a ton of prosthetics and like, make yourself look 82.
退学，逃走，可以去欧洲，装上大量假肢，使自己看上去像82岁。
On Snapchat, they have filters now. Buy the 99 cent filter that has the old person with the little glasses thingy, and you buy it, you use it, send it to your mom and your school — and tell them you're now 82 years old and you can no longer attend school.
用Snapchat，现在Snapchat有滤镜了。花99美分买一个带眼镜老人的滤镜，点击应用，然后把这张图发给你的妈妈和学校，告诉他们你现在82岁，你不用再上学了。
You have to grow. And, second thing, you have to go to school. School is amazing.
你要成长。第二点，你要上学。学校简直太棒了。
I have a 15 year old and she doesn't wanna go to school any more and I told her, "Too bad! Tough luck. You're gonna go to school until you don't any more."
我有一个15岁的女儿，她现在也不想上学，我跟她说：“太糟糕了！真不走运。在你不再走霉运以前你要去上学。”
You're gonna have to get a grip on going to school because that's how you get educated.
你要把握上学的时间，因为这样你才能接受教育。
You're 15, so I don't think you can just magically get 82. No one can do that. Go on with it and just try to get the year over. I mean, that's what everybody else is doing.
你现在15岁，我认为你不可能像变魔术一样一下就到82岁。没有人能做到这点。坚持吧，努力过生活。其他人都是这么做的。
You are on the same time spectrum as everyone else, my dear. I'm sorry to tell you — you gotta take it one day at a time. You'll be wishing you were 15 again, trust me.
亲爱的，你和其他人在同样的时间谱上。很抱歉告诉你，有一天你会过上你现在想的生活。那时你会希望回到15岁，相信我。
You don't want to get older. 15 is a wonderful age. You don't actually have to stay in school if you don't want to. You can be home-schooled.
你并不希望变老。15岁是个非常好的年纪。如果你不想上学，可以不用继续留在学校里。你可以在家自学。
I want to tell you something right now, very seriously. It's not easy to get old, Chris. And I do mean that, so you'd better work on your problem.
我现在认真地告诉你些事。克里斯，变老并不容易。我的意思是，你最好找到解决问题的方法。
I don't think you'd want that. Take that advice from me. You'd rather be 15 and not worry about anything.
我认为你并不希望这样。接受我的建议。你宁愿是15岁，什么都不用担心。
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谢谢大家观看新一期的建议版块。
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We love answering your questions, so keep them coming.
我们喜欢回答你们的问题，所以请继续提问吧。
Bye!
再见！
See you guys later. I'm gonna go collect some Easter eggs and get some fat stacks.
再见。我要去收集复活节彩蛋，然后把它们堆起来。
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