Icee_Lemon_ asks...
Icee_Lemon_ 问道：
"What do I do when I like someone who lives far away?"
“我喜欢的人住的很远怎么办？”
Oh god, tough questions.
哦，天哪，这是个很难回答的问题。
If it doesn't bother you, go ahead with a relationship. If not, find somebody closer.
如果你不介意，你可以继续这段关系。如果你介意，就找个住的近的恋人。
If they like you back, then be with that person and don't let distance stop you.
如果你们互相喜欢，就坚持和那个人在一起，不要让距离阻断了你们的关系。
Text her, for goodness' sakes. And if you don't have a phone, write her a stinkin' letter.
看在上帝的份上，你可以给她发短信。如果你没有手机，那就给她写信。
Get that person's number, and you guys can, you know, text and you know, call each other.
要到对方的电话号码，然后你们就可以发短信和打电话了。
Use Skype, Facebook.
用Skype和脸谱网联系。
Don't you have, like, FaceTime? Can you Skype?
你用FaceTime和Skype吗？
FaceTime them, and then just do whatever you can to meet up with them.
用FaceTime联系，尽可能多见面。
Write often. Call often. Send things often. Try to enjoy whenever you can get in contact. Make those times very special.
经常发短信、打电话、发邮件。在可以联系的时候要尽量享受。让那些时光成为特别的时刻。
I've tried long-distance relationships before, and they never work out. You don't get to see them enough, and you can't be there enough for them. But don't listen to me. You know your own relationship. If you really like that person and they're worth it, do whatever you can to hold on to them.
我以前谈过异地恋，不过最后都以分手告终。你不能经常见到对方，也不能在对方身边陪伴。不过你可以不用听我的。你了解你自己的恋情。如果你非常喜欢那个人，你认为值得，那就尽一切努力抓住那个人。
Rodger that 437 wants to know...
Rodger that 437想知道：
"Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, Raphael... who is the best ninja turtle?" (softly) Ohh. (excitedly) Oh!
“莱昂纳多、多纳泰罗、米开朗基罗、拉斐尔……哪个是最棒的忍者神龟？”（温和地）哦。（兴奋地）哦！
I have no idea — I'm sorry — who's the best ninja turtle. I thought you were talking about painters.
我不知道，抱歉，我不知道谁是最棒的忍者神龟。我以为你说的是画家呢。
Guys, I'm gonna be honest. I don't watch that. I never did.
伙计，我要实话实说。我不看忍者神龟。我从来没看过。
The one that incorporates his ninja skills with his people skills along with his personal fighting skills.
把忍者技术和社交技能及个人战斗技能结合起来的那只就是最棒的忍者神龟。
I don't really know which one's which. But I like the name Michelangelo, and he's a cool artist. So that one.
我分不清哪只是哪只。不过我喜欢米开朗基罗，他是非常棒的艺术家。那就这只忍者神龟最棒吧。
Donatello, 'cause people say he's really bad, 'cause he just has a stick. But a stick can be helpful in many ways.
多纳泰罗，因为有人说他非常坏，因为他有棍子。不过棍子在很多方面都很有用处。
Which is the one with the orange? Was that, um-that's Michelangelo, I think. He was the cool one, 'cause he's funny. And he just looks like he likes to have a good time.
戴桔色眼罩的那只叫什么？我想那是米开朗基罗吧。他很酷，而且他很有趣。他看起来喜欢享乐。
Michelangelo. 'Cause he's so fun, and he's the best skateboarder.
米开朗基罗。因为他太有意思了，而且他是最优秀的滑板手。
Michelangelo. Jokes around. He likes pizza, which don't we all like pizza? And he still gets the job done.
米开朗基罗。他经常开玩笑。他喜欢批萨，我们不是都喜欢批萨吗？而且他还能完成任务。
They're all very talented in their own way, but Michelangelo is just hilarious.
他们都非常有才华，不过米开朗基罗真是太搞笑了。
I guess whichever one masks your personality the most. If you're the intelligent one, you'd go Donnie. The leader, Leo. The aggressive, angry one, Raph. Or just the carefree one, Mikey.
我认为和你性格最像的那只就是最棒的。如果你很聪明，那多纳泰罗就是最棒的。如果你具备领导力，那就是莱昂纳多。如果你富有攻击性又易生气，那就是拉斐尔。你要是无忧无虑的话，那就是米开朗基罗。
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