Sheila Suiter asks:
希拉·苏特问道：
"How do I get the girl I like to text me back?"
“怎么让喜欢的女孩回短信？”
Texting-oh gosh.
短信，哦天哪。
Text them, and then keep texting them, and keep texting them, keep texting them until they get annoyed and they have to text you back.
给她发短信，一直给她发短信，一直发，一直发，直到她生气，然后不得不回你短信。
Don't spam her. That's gonna push her away.
不要给她发垃圾信息。那会让她远离你的。
Text her about things that you think that she would be really interested in. She'll be more inclined to text you back.
给她发短信时说一些她会感兴趣的事情。这样她更可能会回你短信。
Ask engaging questions. Don't be like, "Hey, why don't you love me? I'm texting you. You should love me."
问一些有趣的问题。不要说：“嗨，你为什么不爱我？我给你发短信了。你应该爱我。”
Send a lot of emojis and also you might want to talk to her in person.
多发些表情符号，也许你可能想和她当面聊天。
Go up to her at school, if she goes to the same school as you, and say, "Can you please text me back?"
如果她和你上同一所学校，那就在上学期间去找她，问她：“你能回我短信吗？”
Besides texting, maybe you just go up there and say, "Hi."
除了发短信，也许你可以直接去和她打招呼。
Send her a box of candies with a note inside.
给她送一盒糖果，里面附上张纸条。
If you ask her why she's not texting you you're gonna seem desperate, so really the best way is just to be friendly and text her occassionaly and hope that maybe one day she'll message back.
如果你问她为什么不回你短信，会让你看起来很着急，所以最好的方法就是友好一些，偶尔给她发短信，希望有一天她会回你短信。
Don't do more than two at a time. If you don't get a response, most likely, depending on the situation, it's for a reason.
每次发短信不要超过两条。如果她没有回你短信，大部分情况可能是有原因的。
She shouldn't be texting you back. She probably don't like you..., okay? So... you gotta live with it.
她不应该回你短信。她可能不喜欢你……你要接受这一点。
CaptainJamesK says:
CaptainJamesK问道：
"I like video games but I don't want to be called a 'gamer' because gamers don't seem cool. How do I avoid this?"
“我喜欢玩电子游戏，可是我不想被称为‘游戏玩家’，因为这个称呼听起来并不酷。我怎么能避免这种称呼？”
If you don't want to be called a gamer, tell people you don't want to be called a gamer 'cause you don't want being called a gamer and you don't think they're cool.
如果你不想被称为游戏玩家，那就告诉其他人你不希望他们这样称呼你，因为你不想这样被称呼，而且你认为这并不酷。
Don't tell anybody that you're a gamer.
不要告诉任何人你是游戏玩家。
You can avoid it by not broadcasting you like to play video games a lot. Maybe don't tell a lot of people.
只要不告诉别人你非常喜欢玩电子游戏，你就可以避免这种称呼。
Don't mention it to other friends that you're gaming. That way they won't know and they can't complain.
不要和其他朋友说你在玩游戏。这样他们就不会知道，而且也没什么可抱怨的。
Find a moderate way to play video games without being considered it your only aspect.
找一个适中的方法玩电子游戏，不要让其他人以为游戏是你的唯一。
But you gotta make a new name for yourself. If you don't like gamers, you gotta try something else.
你要给自己想个新称呼。如果你不喜欢游戏玩家这个称呼，你要找个别的称呼。
Don't be ashamed of what you are. You enjoy it. Don't let other people criticize you.
不要对自己感到羞愧。你要享受其中。不要让其他人指责你。
What kinda... is that? You don't like being called a gamer and you like to play video games? So sit on that damn couch and play games and... Man, that's what you do. Handle it. Okay, buddy? It's okay, man. You're a gamer.
那是什么？你不喜欢被叫做游戏玩家，可是你喜欢玩电子游戏？那就坐在沙发上玩游戏，就这样做。伙计，你要解决这个问题，知道吗？这没什么，你是游戏玩家。
(flustered) I'm so confused! Everyone knew Markiplier liked video games. He's still cool. Why the heck are they asking me this question?
（慌张）我很困惑！所有人都知道“基萌”喜欢电子游戏。可是他依然很酷。他们干嘛要问我这个问题？
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