Jtomlp is asking:
Jtomlp问道：
"Which character should I use in Smash Bros?" Yes!
“在《任天堂明星大乱斗》这个游戏中我应该用哪个角色？”耶！
I don't know. (laughs) I don't have a clue.
我不知道。（笑）我完全不知道。
I'm assuming that's a game. I-I don't know. I know nothing about it.
我猜那是个游戏。我不知道。对此我一无所知。
I've heard of Smash Bros. I don't know, but I'm assuming Mario because he's an all-around player.
我听说过《任天堂明星大乱斗》。我不知道，不过我觉得马里奥不错，因为他是全能选手。
Be Mario because why wouldn't you be Mario? He's the best one.
选择马里奥吧，为什么不用马里奥？他是最棒的。
(Italian accent) Mario! Because I have Smash Bros, and I use him and he mostly wins all the time-a.
（意大利口音）马里奥！我有玩《任天堂明星大乱斗》这个游戏，我就选择的马里奥，他基本上每次都能赢。
Donkey Kong's pretty powerful. It's just a big monkey. Like, how can you go wrong with a big ape?
大金刚非常强。它就是只大猴子。用大猩猩怎么可能会错呢？
Luigi or Yoshi.
选路易吉或耀西。
I like being Samus. It's Samus and Yoshi.
我喜欢用萨姆斯。萨姆斯和耀西。
Falco. I use Falco. I'm a Falco player. Use Falco.
法尔康。我选的是法尔康。我用法尔康玩这个游戏。选法尔康吧。
I really like Little Mac and I really like R.O.B. nowadays.
我非常喜欢麦克，我现在还非常喜欢机器人。
I love Kirby.
我喜欢卡比。
My go-to character is Kirby 'cause Kirby is just so cute, and he can like, fly around and puff up.
我喜欢的角色是卡比，因为卡比非常可爱，他还可以飞，还可以膨胀起来。
They're really all good, but I would recommend maybe Charizard, if you have it.
里面的角色都很好，不过我会推荐喷火龙。
Charizard. Always Charizard. I love Charizard so much. Fire, Pokemon-it's perfect.
喷火龙。我一直用喷火龙。我非常喜欢喷火龙。喷火吧，口袋妖怪，太完美了。
Jiggly wants to know:
Jiggly想知道：
"What should you do if you have a friend who doesn't like Tarantino movies?"
“有一个不喜欢塔伦蒂诺电影的朋友该怎么办？”
What's "Tarantino"?
“塔伦蒂诺”是什么？
What-What are Tarantino movies?
塔伦蒂诺电影是什么？
You're probably not gonna like me because I actually haven't seen any Tarantino movies.
你可能会不喜欢我，因为我就没看过塔伦蒂诺的电影。
They don't like Tarantino movies, then you try to find movies that they're interested in, and that you might be interested in as well.
他们不喜欢塔伦蒂诺的电影，那你就找他们感兴趣的电影来看，你可能也会喜欢这些电影的。
Just because they don't like the same movies as you doesn't mean you guys aren't compatible as friends.
只是因为他们和你喜欢的电影不同，不能说明你们不适合做朋友。
Teach them to enjoy Tarantino movies, but don't get mad at them.
让他们喜欢塔伦蒂诺的电影，但不要对他们生气。
Sit your friend down and just have them watch Kill Bill. Just-you know what I mean? That's a great initiator.
让你的朋友坐下来看《杀死比尔》这部电影。你知道我是什么意思吧？从这部电影开始很不错。
First, I'd tell them to get a grip 'cause I love all his movies.
首先，我会告诉他们控制一下，因为我喜欢他所有的电影。
How can that person be your friend? I mean, come on! Quentin Tarantino is a god.
那个人怎么会成为你的朋友？想想看，昆汀·塔伦蒂诺可是神啊。
Wow! I never saw anyone who didn't like Quentin Tarantino movies! I would disengage myself from that person!
哇哦！我从来没见过不喜欢昆汀·塔伦蒂诺电影的人！我会让我自己远离那个人！
I think this is a sarcastic question because it's-like, who doesn't like Tarantino movies? Like...he's a god. Like... what's wrong with you?
我认为这是一个讽刺的问题，谁会不喜欢塔伦蒂诺的电影？他是神。你有什么问题吗？
Ohhh, Tarantino is, like, my man! I honestly feel like you just need to sit them down and watch Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill. Start 'em off with those, and then slowly get into the good ones. And if they're not into it by Inglorious Bastards, cut 'em off.
哦，塔伦蒂诺是我的最爱！说实话，我真的觉得你应该让他们坐下来看《低俗小说》和《杀死比尔》。先从这两部电影开始看，然后再让他们看其他更好的电影。如果他们不喜欢《无耻混蛋》，那就和他们绝交吧。
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