xXHunterXx asks:
xXHunterXx问道：
"How do you meet Siri in real life?"
“怎么在现实生活中见到苹果手机语音助手Siri？”
I have often wondered about that.
我也经常在想这个问题。
Are you having trouble meeting people? (laughs)
你在和他人见面这件事上有问题吗？（笑）
Siri is a robot.
Siri是机器人。
You don't. (chuckles) I don't know what I'm supposed to say.
你不能。（咯咯地笑）我不知道应该说些什么。
Siri is something on your phone. It's not a real person.
Siri是你手机上的程序。并不是真实存在的人。
Siri isn't real. Step into real life and meet someone really on your own.
Siri不是真实存在的。踏入现实生活，自己去见些人。
You just pretend it's make-believe and then you got it.
你可以假装有个虚构人物，然后你就可以见到她了。
The best thing to do is to call Apple.
最好的方法是给苹果公司打电话。
Go to Apple headquarters and go to the person that replaced Steve Jobs- I don't know who he is, but talk to him. And you wanna say, "Hey, I need to meet Siri."
去苹果公司总部，问问那个接替史蒂夫·乔布斯的人，我不知道那是谁，不过你要去问他。你可以说：“嘿，我要见Siri。”
You might be able to follow her. Like, White Pages her.
你可能可以追踪她。比如，用白页服务追踪她的信息。
Ask Siri.
问问Siri。
Siri, how do I meet you in real life? (phone beeps) (Siri) Who, me? (phone beeps) Yes, you. (phone beeps) (Siri) I figured as much. I don't think she wants to be met.
Siri，我怎么能在现实生活中见到你？（手机蜂鸣声）(Siri) 谁，我吗？（手机蜂鸣声）对，见你。（手机蜂鸣声）(Siri) 我也这么想的。我想她不太想见面。
Thanks for watching another episode of Advice.
谢谢大家收看本期建议栏目。
Don't miss out. Subscribe.
不要错过。订阅吧。
We love answering your questions, so keep them coming.
我们喜欢回答大家提出的问题，继续提问吧。
Goodbye!
再见！
Later, guys!
伙计们，再见！
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