Noah Schoch wants to know:
诺亚·修贺想知道：
"Where should I look for a unicorn?"
“我应该去哪里找独角兽？”
A uni-in your dreams.
在你的梦里。
Up your butt 'cause they don't exist.
在你的屁股上，因为独角兽并不存在。
Unicorns don't exist. You can always get a party hat and put it on a horse.
不存在独角兽。你可以把派对帽放在马头上。
I think in your imagination you could dream up some pretty fancy ones.
我认为你可以在自己的想象中虚构出非常绚丽的独角兽。
Every now and then, you can look on Craigslist and you can find a few.
每隔一段时间，你可以登陆克雷格列表网，然后你会在上面找到一些独角兽。
Fantasy land, somewhere. (laughing) Dreamland.
幻想世界。（笑）梦境。
You probably should go to the Enchanted Forest, maybe Disneyland.
你可能应该去魔法森林，或是迪士尼。
Oh, good. This one I can answer. In the clouds. I believe that unicorns exist, but they are in the clouds.
哦，好。这个问题我可以回答。在云中。我认为独角兽是存在的，不过它们藏在云里。
Over the rainbow, next to the leprechauns, of course.
当然在彩虹之上，小精灵旁边。
Follow the end of the rainbow, you find the leprechaun, and at the leprechaun, you ask him, "Where's the unicorn?"
在彩虹的末端，你会发现小精灵，你可以问小精灵：“独角兽在哪里？”
You will first have to go over to Ireland, my dear lad. Ireland is where the last of the unicorns are seen.
小伙子，首先你要去爱尔兰。爱尔兰是独角兽最后一次被看到的地方。
Ireland has all this stuff. They've got leprechauns; they probably have unicorns too. They have Conor McGregor.
爱尔兰有这些。他们有小精灵，他们可能也有独角兽。他们有康纳·麦格雷戈。
Gamefood asks:
Gamefood问道：
"How do I get myself to 'go outside' more?"
“怎么能让自己多出去走走？”
Drink more water.
多喝水。
And, you know, stand outside and you'll go. Is that what you wanted?
你知道，站在外面，你就会外出了。那是你想要的吗？
Think about how tan you'll be if you go outside.
想想去外面你会晒得多黑。
Buy a dog and take it on a walk.
买只狗，带它去散步。
You gotta get your butt up off of that sofa and just walk out the door.
你要让屁股离开沙发，走出家门。
You need to motivate yourself. I don't know how, but you need to do it.
你需要激励自己。我也不知道要怎么做，不过你要激励自己。
Open up your mind, open up the doors to your house, get yourself outside and see what's going on in the world out there.
敞开心扉，打开家门，让自己到外面去，看看外面的世界正在发生什么。
No, I'm just kidding. Shut the computer off. Go get involved with a sport.
不要那样做，我只是开个玩笑。关上电脑。让自己参与运动。
Go outside, play some basketball.
去外面，打篮球。
Turn off your electronics and ask someone to take it away from you.
关掉你的电子设备，让其他人把那些电子设备拿开。
I can see you like games and food. Go to a pizza place, 'cause technically that is outside, and then bring your laptop in there and use the WIFI and then game-so therefore you are eating and you're outside and you're gaming.
我能想到你喜欢游戏和美食。那就去批萨店，因为从技术上来说，批萨店在外面，而且你还可以带上笔记本电脑，连接WIFI玩游戏，这样一来你既吃到了美食，又外出了，而且还可以玩游戏。
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