And I would apologize, but it did not have anything to do with security
我很抱歉 但这同安全没一点关系
Those graduates just wanted you to know what it's like to register for classes here
这些毕业生只是想让你们体会一下 选课时是什么滋味
And this time of year brings a different kind of stress
今年还有另外一种压力
Every senior stopping by gloster hall over the past week
上周各位大四学生前往格洛斯特礼堂
Making sure your name
确保你的名字
Was actually on the list of students who met all the graduation requirements
出现在满足所有毕业要求的学生名单上
If it wasn't on the list, you had to figure out why
如果不在名单中 你需要弄清为什么
Was it that library book you lent to that trifling roommate
是因为你把图书馆的书借给了你不靠谱的室友
Who didn't return it?
而他没有还
Was it Dr. Johnson's policy class?
还是因为约翰逊博士的政策课程
Did you get enough crown forum credits?
你们有足够的皇冠论坛学分吗
On that last point, I'm going to exercise my power as president
最后这一点上 我将执行我的总统特权
To declare this speech sufficient
宣布这次演讲就足够了
Crown forum credits for any otherwise eligible student
皇冠论坛学分 给予任何其它条件合格的学生
To graduate
让其毕业
That is my graduation gift to you
这是我给你们的毕业礼物