Good morning
早上好
I'm Stephen Colbert
我是斯蒂芬·科尔伯特
and I want thank
我想感谢
or "thank"
或者说"感谢"
the class of 2013
2013届毕业生们
for inviting me here today
感谢今天邀请我来
Thank you very much. It's an honor
非常感谢 这是一份荣耀
This is way more than I expected
这比我预想的多太多了
I would've done it for free. This is incredibly generous
我本打算免费出场的 你们太大方了
Thank you
谢谢你们
Now before I get started
在开始演讲之前
I just want a little bit of business
先做一下商务推广
out of courtesy, if anyone has a cell phone
出于礼貌 如果大家有手机的话
please take a moment to make sure that it is turned on
请花一小会 确保手机开着
I wouldn't want any of you to miss a text or
我不想让任何人错过
tweet while I'm giving my speech
我在演讲时发的消息或推特
In fact, you might want to take a minute right now
实际上 我希望你们花一分钟时间
if you've got the twitter app
如果你们有推特应用的话
is take a moment right now and follow my twitter feed
现在花点时间粉一下我的推特帐号
It's @StephenAtHome
我的推特是@StephenAtHome
just in case I tweet anything during the speech
这样等下演讲时我发推特 你们就能读到
And now then it is an honor to be speaking at your 2013 Valedictory Exercises
然后 很荣幸在你们的2013年优秀毕业生典礼上致辞
I believe that means on I'm this year's valedictorian
我相信这意味着我是今年致词的最优秀毕业生
and I'm shocked as you are because
我同你们一样感到震惊 因为
