I know many of you were convinced the last night about six o' clock local time, the world was going to come to an end, just because it hasn't does not mean that is not nearby, because my appearing today at Yale University is surely one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. But listen, today is your day!
我猜很多人一定曾经相信，昨天（五月二十一日）晚上，当地时间六点钟，就将是世界末日了。就算没有应验，但并不意味着世界末日就远离你们了。因为我今天竟然在耶鲁现身，简直就像在末日前夕，来了个“天启四骑士”，不晓得要带来什么祸害！但是听我说，今天是你们的日子！
Please do not turn off your electronic devices. Leave your iPhones, your iPads, your Sidekicks, your Andoids, your Blackberrys powered up-recording, photographing, texting out all that emerges from this stage over the next few minutes.
我拜托大家，千万不要把手上的电子装置关掉。请把你们的苹果手机、平板电脑、侧滑手机、安卓手机和黑莓机，通通都打开，也欢迎把台上随后发生的事情录音、拍照、传简讯。
By the way, I'm sporting the hat, it did't yet come off.
顺便炫耀一下我的帽子，它到现在还戴在我的头上。
You know, later on today, you can compare your twitters and your Facebook comments with those of others to figure out if anything memorable went down. Hey, you know what? Tweet that lessons I just said... I give you some to do, give you some to do? Let your friends know where we are today.
等我讲完以后，你们还可以去看推特和脸谱上面的贴文，相互比较一下看我有什么“箴言”被转述。我看，干脆就把我正在讲话的话“推”出去吧，让你的朋友知道你此刻在哪里。
