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Read the following for fun.
A student, who is studying English as a foreign language, was confused
when he saw the words"open here"on a box of laundry soap, so he asked
the sales woman: "Cant I wait until I get home to open it?
Three EFL(English as a Foreign Language) students were walking down the
road to their listening comprehension workshop
It's windy today, " said the first student.
No it isn't It's Thursday. " said the second
" Me too, "said the third. "Now forget about the listening workshop. Lets all
go
for a drink
Honey, I don't want to hear you using such bad words any more.
" But Mommy, even Shakespeare used them
"Then you're not allowed to play with him anymore
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Discussing the value of books, a professor asked a girl student which book
she would choose if she could select only one, She thought for a moment.
and then replied: "A checkbook.
